Friday, August 31, 2007

$20 Dollar Bill






A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE and WHOSE WE ARE. You are special - Don't EVER forget it." If you do not pass this on, you may never know the lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to, or the hope that it can bring. Count your blessings, not your problems. "And remember: amateurs built the ark .. professionals built the Titanic. If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.
If there is anyone who needs to read this it is this woman, Holly. Inocent until proven guilty, right?

Police: Intoxicated Woman Let 5-Year-Old Son Drive. read more....

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

HOW MUCH HOOD DO YOU HAVE IN YOU??




GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS. JUST HOW GHETTO IS U??



1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan.

(5 points)


2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.

(10 points)


3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.

(5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)


4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt.

(3 points for each)


5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.

(2 points)


6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.

(5 points)


7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.

(5 points)


8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light.

(2 points each)


9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man.

(2 points + 2 if he rang a bell)


10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers".

(5 points)


11. If you've ever run from the police on foot.

(5 points + 5 if you got away)


12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove.

(5 points + 15 if you still do it)


13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape.

(5 points)


14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge.

(1 point each):


15. You've ever used Tussy Deodorant.

(5 points)


16. You've never been to the dentist.

(15 points)


17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, tee-tee etc.

(10 points)


18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason.

(3 points)


19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house.

(2 points)


20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (e.g. Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.)

(5 points)


21 You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people ( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em).

(5 points)


22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.

(5 points)


23. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair.

(10 points)


24. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate.

(2 points)


25. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails.

(5 points)


26. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words.

(10 points)


27. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan 's.

(15 points)


28. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"

(10 points)


29. You think Tupac is still alive.

(20 points)


30. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.

(25points)


-- Now the totals... 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs


51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat


76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?


150 points or more - Still there, huh?


FORWARD AND PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BOX SO PEOPLE CAN SEE HOW GHETTO YOU REALLY IS!!!


I scored an 84, so I did spend a little time in the projects.

I AM YOUR DISEASE









I hate meetings. I hate higher power. I hate anyone who has a program. To all who come in contact with me, I wish you death, and I wish you suffering.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the disease of ALCOHOLISM, DRUG ADDICTION.

Cunning, baffling, and powerful. That's me. I have killed millions and I am pleased. I love to catch YOU WITH THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. I LOVE PRETENDING I AM YOUR FRIEND AND LOVER. I HAVE GIVEN YOU COMFORT, HAVE I NOT? WASN'T I THERE WHEN YOU WERE LONELY? WHEN YOU WANTED TO DIE, DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? I was there.

I love to make you hurt. I love to make you cry. Better yet, I love when I make you so numb you can neither hurt nor cry. You can't feel anything at all. This is true glory. I will give you instant gratification and all I ask of you is long term suffering. I've been there for you always. When things were going right in your life, you invited me. You said you didn't deserve these good things and I was the only one who would agree with you. Together we were able to destroy all things good in your life.
People don't take me seriously. They take strokes seriously, heart attacks, even diabetes they take seriously, fools that they are. They don't know that without my help, these things would not be possible.

I am such a hated disease. And yet, I do not come uninvited. You choose to have me. So many have chosen me over reality and peace.

More than you hate me, I hate all of you, who have a 12 Step Program. Your Program, your meetings, your higher power. All weaken me and I can't function in the manner I am accustomed to.
Now I must lie here Quietly. You don't see me, but I am growing, bigger than ever. When you only exist, I may live. When you live I only exist, but I am here...And until we meet again,....I wish you PAIN and SUFFERING, and DEATH!






Thursday, August 02, 2007


Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have the compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.