Thursday, June 29, 2006

Normally I would NEVER post something like this, but this was just all too true.

What You Now Need To Believe To Be A Republican:

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals, Arabs, and
Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney and Rumsfeld did business with
him, and a bad guy when Bush couldn't find Bin Laden.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable offense,
but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die
is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
Bush's and Dick Cheney's driving records are none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

There's nothing wrong with supporting drunken hunters who shoot their
friends and blaming the friends for looking too much like quail.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

posted by KansasSunflower at 2:14 PM
bipolar.and.me: Too True Not to Post:

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Adding music to my blog.

Today I am learning how to add music to my blog. So bear with me. I want some of the latest shit, so I need to surf around and find some. I don't know if you can listen to it without quicktime installed. Let me know Ok. Quicktime is a big program! If you don't already have Quicktime on your machines download it. Several megabytes is a lot to ask users to download, however doing so gives you a lot of capability. If you have any questions or complaints about the download hassle, write your congressman. Here is a cool site to find >music and to find audio and video players. I guess if I am going to use some of Bill Brown's music I should send a shout out.
I'm learning from the "Creating Web Pages for Dummies" book. When my son saw the book I was reading he looks at me and say "What are you a dummy" Very funny. sometimes I feel like a dummy when it comes to computers.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

"Breasts of an 18 year-old

A woman was at home, happily jumping up and down on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, 'I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'

The husband said, 'What did he say about your 55 year old ass?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied.


THE 4400!!!WOOHOO!!

A 4400 marathion on USA today. The coolest show on TV today. If you beleive in UFO's this is the show for you. I believe that there has to be someone out there more inteligent than us, and they are coming down to tell us how bad we are f@cking up the planet! Check this sight out...
UFO DIGEST provides photographic (photo) proof of UFOs from around the world.

Update: I just found out the people on the show were never kidnapped by aliens. They were abducted by people from the future and sent back with special powers to save the world from extinction....OOOHHHH Awesome show!!!!
This classy sci-fi hit revolves around the sudden reappearance of 4400 missing people. All were presumed dead or reported missing over several decades, and many return to their former lives on Earth---but with startling powers. Among those assigned to unravel their mystery is an earnest crime investigator whose nephew is one of the returned. The cable drama, originally slated to run only as a five-part miniseries, garnered big ratings for USA and was added to its regular roster.

USA Network | The 4400


Electric Fence....

Read story first!!!

An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled

at the disappearance of sheep on his farm.

After a few weeks of sheep disappearing

the farmer decided to put up an electric

fence.

This is what he found;




This story was emailed to me by my good friend QW. He will be joining my blog as a member as soon as I can figure out how to do it. How in the hell do I add his profile? i'll figure it out today, hopefully. I have no one here to distract me today. Happy dance, I have the house to myself. Now where did I hide my inspiration??
hi
from Quentin