Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing's wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
Monday, September 20, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Pisces (2/19-3/20)
Do you want something from somebody but you don't know how to get it? Have you tried asking them? Sometimes you can save a whole lot of extra effort with the direct approach. And it's better to find out now rather than later if they can't (or won't) give what you want. Then you can turn your attention to finding out where you can get what you need, and who will be willing (and able) to give it to you.
(Yep Yep. I you aint willing, or able 'STEP!!')
Do you want something from somebody but you don't know how to get it? Have you tried asking them? Sometimes you can save a whole lot of extra effort with the direct approach. And it's better to find out now rather than later if they can't (or won't) give what you want. Then you can turn your attention to finding out where you can get what you need, and who will be willing (and able) to give it to you.
(Yep Yep. I you aint willing, or able 'STEP!!')
Friday, September 10, 2010
Pisces (2/19-3/20)
The heavens are inspiring you to tiptoe, not stomp, whisper, not shout, and glance meaningfully, not stare. Basically, you have the urge to connect, delicately, with just the right someone -- the one who's intuitive enough to pick up on all those subtle signals. Just be sure you've cleared the runway for takeoff before you schedule a new flight. Otherwise, you could end up in a tense situation with someone whose jealousy could put quite the crimp in your style.
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The heavens are inspiring you to tiptoe, not stomp, whisper, not shout, and glance meaningfully, not stare. Basically, you have the urge to connect, delicately, with just the right someone -- the one who's intuitive enough to pick up on all those subtle signals. Just be sure you've cleared the runway for takeoff before you schedule a new flight. Otherwise, you could end up in a tense situation with someone whose jealousy could put quite the crimp in your style.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
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