Pisces (2/19-3/20)

Your psychic abilities are legendary, so when something seems to be out of whack, it doesn't need to be happening in the same room -- or house, or city, or country for that matter -- for you to know about it. You just know -- and many times, you're the first to know. At the moment, one tiny fact that's out of place is bothering you. Don't hesitate to follow up on it. The good news is that you'll be quite relieved and happy when you discover that what's up this time is a happy surprise, via a loved one. But you didn't hear it here!


WTF?

From: A concerned American .
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing's wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Pisces (2/19-3/20)

Do you want something from somebody but you don't know how to get it? Have you tried asking them? Sometimes you can save a whole lot of extra effort with the direct approach. And it's better to find out now rather than later if they can't (or won't) give what you want. Then you can turn your attention to finding out where you can get what you need, and who will be willing (and able) to give it to you.
(Yep Yep. I you aint willing, or able 'STEP!!')

Pisces (2/19-3/20)

The heavens are inspiring you to tiptoe, not stomp, whisper, not shout, and glance meaningfully, not stare. Basically, you have the urge to connect, delicately, with just the right someone -- the one who's intuitive enough to pick up on all those subtle signals. Just be sure you've cleared the runway for takeoff before you schedule a new flight. Otherwise, you could end up in a tense situation with someone whose jealousy could put quite the crimp in your style.


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Candle Making Fun 8-3-2010

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I SLAMMED the door on a JEHOVA WITNESS lady AndThenIHitMyDougie

oh, you again? be a dear & disappear.

A Christian is spiritual when he sees everything from God's viewpoint.-Inspiration from: Inspirational Study Bible by:Max Lucado

You can pick your family. If you don't like the one you got, hell, get a new one.

Enjoy the safety of knowing that your skin, your mind, your body, is yours and no one else's and that you determine how it is to be treated. You live with your body. You die with your body. It takes you where you want to go and is the vehicle within which you travel the world. You have absolute ownership of your body._From: Boundaries; where you end and I begin. by: Anne Katherine

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much..-Mother Theresa

If you insist on measuring yourself, put the tape around your heart rather than your head.-Carol Trabelle

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
-Will Smith

Thought for Today

"I know for sure that the best deal is an investment in the things that will sustain your joy."

— Oprah

Crazy Ass Shoes

Theres this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank Yoo-hoo! she shouts, How can I get to the other side? The second blonde looks up the river then down and shouts back, You are on the other side.

BLONDE JOKES:Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned aroung wna went home.