Your wife decides to go out with her friends on a girls night out dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4am and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night...

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But then wait a minute....

A picture is worth a thousand words....