Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how kin uh hep yi?'

Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.

' Walmart Employee: 'Wha yi wan on de cake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.

STOP LAUGHING!

You can't fix stupid!!