Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be after you're eight
Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well-known
Labour pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post operative - A letter carrier
Recovery room - A place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal illness - Getting ill at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
2 x Condoms - To be sure, to be sure
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